Bill's "Best" Week

"Bill was more than ready for the 'free week' that his contest-won coupon had promised him. "Just think about it, Bill! A full week in Hawaii with ALL expenses PAID FOR!" He said cheerily to himself. He walked to his car and turned the key in the ignition. "Off we go!"
When he reached the airport, he left his car in the parking-lot to wait for him.
"Hello sir," called a benign voice from behind a counter,"may I take your ticket?"
"Um, no ticket. I have a reservation."
"What is your name?"
"Bill Peterson."
"I'm sorry, but you're not on our reservations list."
"...B-b-b-b-but I!"


TO BE CONTINUED...